There is a place where mortals go;
This is a place that mortals go;
Looks alot like internet with pretty colors too...
...got to keep the mortals entertained.

The coder is inside the walls;
The coders are inside these walls;
Carefully reading all their server logs and dumps...
...and everyday the syslogd brings more

And if the web server should fail with a segfault...
And if the swap file becomes corrupt...
And if the page requests are all code 404...
I'll see you on the dark side of the web.

The php is in my head;
The javascript is in my head;
You save the work, commit the change...
...you edit code until it's sane.
You create the graphics...
...balance size with looks
Trying to save bandwidth where you can.

And if the db fails with bad checksums and keys
You can always run a full repair
But if the data's wrong but no errors can be found...
I'll see you on the dark side of the web.